The History of Michael Jackson's Face

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[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

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[MotleyGirl70]

I have nothing to say just to let you know. Wait...yes I do....

Freak!

[BADROTOFINGER]

I actually feel a little bit bad for the guy. But jeez, didnt he ever figure that this level of vanity could be harmful? I mean, just for a minute, one day in his life? What a shame...JFK

[MotleyGirl70]

Don't feel bad for him. He is talented, made millions of dollars...

It was HIS choice to choose to be a weirdo.

[mountaineer]

The New York Daily News reports today:

They can't lay a glove on him.
That was the decision German authorities announced last night after weighing charges against Michael Jackson, who touched off a furor this week when he dangled his wriggling baby boy from a hotel balcony window.

"No crime has been committed," said Berlin police spokesman Klaus Schubert.

That was welcome news for Jackson, who has been pilloried worldwide since Tuesday's sick stunt in which he dipped his youngest child, Prince Michael 2nd, over a fourth-floor railing as fans gasped below.

Despite some media reports, authorities in Santa Barbara, Calif., said the increasingly wacky dad won't face any penalty there. Jackson and his three kids live in the posh town northwest of Los Angeles on a ranch called Neverland.

"Because it happened in Germany, it's up to the local authorities to investigate," said John Gordon, spokesman for California's Department of Social Services.

Jackson made no mention of his troubles last night at a Berlin gala as he accepted the Bambi Award for Pop Artist of the Millennium from retired Teutonic tennis star Boris Becker.

Instead, Jackson, clad in a glittering black jacket, donned reading glasses and uttered four words that drew a rousing ovation: "Berlin, ich liebe dich" - "Berlin, I love you."

Jackson also got a boost yesterday from his brother Jermaine.

"It wasn't a wise thing to do," Jermaine Jackson told NBC, referring to his brother's twisted thriller. "He got caught up in the moment. It's being blown out of proportion."

Jackson, who later said he made a "terrible mistake," also has been criticized for making his two older kids - a 5-year-old son also named Prince Michael and 4-year-old daughter, Paris - don gauzy red veils on a trip to the Berlin Zoo on Wednesday.

The two older children didn't attempt to hide their faces when they appeared briefly in the window of the deluxe Adlon hotel yesterday, waving at the fans still gathered outside.

Jackson, wearing sunglasses and a dressing gown, also appeared in the window and acknowledged the crowd with a wave. So did a Jackson lookalike, who used the curtains to play a game of hide-and-seek with the fans.

Uber fan Alexandra Nowara, who has followed Jackson around the world, said the singer travels with several lookalikes to thwart would-be kidnappers.

"We know the real one from the doubles," said Nowara, 26, of Freiburg, Germany. "But we can recognize him by the way he moves and the way he gestures."

'Unusual family'

Little is known about Jackson's youngest glove child, who is believed to be 9 months old. The singer has not divulged the name of the boy's mother. Ex-wife Debbie Rowe is the mother of Jackson's other kids.

"It's an unusual family," said psychic Uri Geller, a Jackson family friend.

That's an understatement, if a report in London's Daily Mail newspaper is any indication.

Jackson lives, eats and sleeps in the same room with his kids. And in the rare moments when he is not with them, the children are watched around the clock by three nannies, a butler and two dozen guards, the paper reported without attribution yesterday.

The children get new toys every day, and their knives, forks and spoons are thrown out after every meal.

On the road, Michael has special filters installed in his hotel air conditioners to protect the kids from germs. Before they turn in, Jacko pumps in pure oxygen, the Mail said.

But Jackson keeps his children on a strange schedule. He takes them on bleary-eyed shopping trips and visits to museums between 2 a.m. and 3 a.m.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/gossip/story/37623p-35510c.html

[sockmonkey]

Yowsa, This guy needs serious Psychiatric Help. That nose is disgusting..I thought the 2nd photo wasn't so bad, but after that, it was a downward spiral into self mutilation.

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

Even the staunch defenders of Michael's sanity have to admit the boy's cheese has slid off his cracker."

I could say that about a couple of people!

[MotleyGirl70]

A confused nine year old boy goes up to his mother and asks "Is G-d male or female?"

After thinking for a momemt, his mother responds, ""Well G-d is both male and female."

This confuses the little boy, so he askes, "Is G-d black or white?)

"Well G-d is both black and white."

this futher confuses the boy so he asks, "Is G-d gay or straight?"

At this the monther is getting concerned, but nonetheless, "Honey, G-d is both gay and straight."

At this the boy's face light up with understanding and he triumphnaly asks....."Is Michael Jackson G-d?"

:)

[MotleyGirl70]

Sorry for any typos. I typed it in a hurry.

[Swordmaker]

You simply HAVE to read the hate mail sent to "R" from adoring Michael Jackson fans... click on the link...

[mhking]

At this the boy's face light up with understanding and he triumphnaly asks....."Is Michael Jackson G-d?"

ROTFL!!!

The answer is: Michael Jackson, Winona Ryder & Martha Stewart. The question: Name three white women having a bad year...

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

Looks like a lot of the Jackson and Spears fans need to have their mouths washed out with soap!

[MotleyGirl70]

LOL! You are always on! You rock!

[joesnuffy]

Uber fan Alexandra Nowara, who has followed Jackson around the world, said the singer travels with several lookalikes to thwart would-be kidnappers.

How they do that?

[mhking]

This "hate mail" they get is great! It's almost worth a thread to itself! ;-)

[MaeWest]

Wow. Painful to look at. He is going to end up with and indentation for a nose....like a skull.

[MotleyGirl70]

Don't know, don't ask!

[pubmom]

A pile of laundry is calling my name, but I just couldn't pass this up. Egad! Why didn't he just hire an whittler to work on that nose instead of a surgeon?

Good golly, get the guy some help, and stop letting him adopt kids.

Did anyone see the movie "Death Becomes Her?"

[mountaineer]

Death Becomes Her - I knew Michael Jackson's nose problems reminded me of something! LOL