[Phantom Lord]

Thank god the police are protecting us from those rampaging dildos!

[Constitution Day]

ROFL!
Sounds like a TV special... When Dildos Attack!

[RightOnline]

ROFL!!!!!

[Quilla]

While in college, a friend of mine invited me for a weekend at her family home - a Hilton, no less. The family owned and lived at the hotel and I was looking forward to room service and daily maids (something quite lacking in the college setting). We pulled into the most dilapidated of motels with a sign out front that advertised rooms for $14.95 a night.

As it turned out, her father's name was Hilton and they generally rented the rooms by the hour (at the nightly rate). During the initial tour, I was showed a "lost and found" type room where items left by patrons were collected by the probably overworked maid service. Never before or since have I seen such a collection of items similar to those described in this article. Needless-to-say, it was an interesting weekend.

[A CA Guy]

Especially the drunk ones.