[Erasmus]

>>I can just somehow squeeze my corpulent self into a much slimmer "Zip" archive?

>Sorry, it's like trying to compress a .jpg. You are stored at the optimum
>compression. Further compression results in a larger file size. ;>)

I've tried to reduce myself on a number of occasions, but I keep encountering a loss of resolution.

[FreetheSouth!]

Me too, usually around Jan. 20th

[TopQuark]

I've tried to reduce myself on a number of occasions, but I keep encountering a loss of resolution.

Perhaps, there is no problem with resolution: maybe the prescription for your glasses ran out?

(I am paraphrasing S. Wright).

[Terriergal]

I've tried to reduce myself on a number of occasions, but I keep encountering a loss of resolution.

LOL you guys are so punny!