[Free Vulcan]

Awww, you had to go and waste perfectly good beer!

[Arthur Wildfire! March]

"It was just engulfed in smoke right away, flames everywhere. The beer started flying, but we ... called 911 first and got all the cars out of the way and got everybody safe," employee Deb Logue said.

Yeah, but what about the beer!!!????

No one ran in to rescue the beer? What's this country coming to?