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LET'S BLAME RUSH!!! *HUMOR THREAD* Your Nominations For What ELSE Rush Is Responsible For!
Posted on 11/20/2002 1:00:31 PM PST by bigjoesaddle
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To: D. Miles
I thought "Love Canal" was HillBilly's nickname for Monica.
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posted on
11/20/2002 1:35:11 PM PST
by
TheBigB
To: bigjoesaddle
O.K., ya know how when you go to squeeze the mustard on your hot dog and there's this little dry piece blocking the spout and then you squeese real hard so that the top blasts off and suddenly half the container's contents end up on your dog?
Well, Rush is responsible for that.
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posted on
11/20/2002 1:36:20 PM PST
by
AlguyA
To: bigjoesaddle
Ever notice that Rush never plays Beetles bumpers on his show. Rush engineered the Beetles break up by setting up John on a blind date, Yoko. And now you know,...the rest of the story.
To: Taliesan
Rush is responsible for me being irresponsible.
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posted on
11/20/2002 1:37:25 PM PST
by
motzman
To: AlguyA; WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
You know that gunk in your eyes when you first wake up.... It's all Rush's fault.
To: Phantom Lord; All
Growth of the Green Party
Yup Rush has caused that!!
To: dubyaismypresident
Toe jam.
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posted on
11/20/2002 1:39:31 PM PST
by
mewzilla
To: dubyaismypresident
You know when your taking a shower and the washing machine kicks in, giving you a freezing blast of water?
Yep, that's Rush....
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posted on
11/20/2002 1:39:59 PM PST
by
motzman
To: bigjoesaddle
Rush has a prosthetic arm. Just ask Dr. Richard Kimball.
To: mewzilla
Athlete's foot
To: mewzilla
my light bill and he needs to hurry and send me a check!!!! lol
To: mewzilla
my light bill and he needs to hurry and send me a check!!!! lol
To: dubyaismypresident
Rush is responsible for all the Porn e-mail spam I get!
Well, at least that is what I tell my wife.
To: dubyaismypresident
Jock itch!
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posted on
11/20/2002 1:41:43 PM PST
by
mewzilla
To: bigjoesaddle
Rush is responsible for Der Führerin Hillary getting erected Senatwhore. Because he didn't shoot her first. And he says he supports the Second Amendment, HAH!
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posted on
11/20/2002 1:41:46 PM PST
by
Argh
To: Spunky
Rush is responsible for all the stupid jokes posted everywhere. And I'm sure he was behind the conspiracy to give new englanders the ice and snow storms we just had...
To: bigjoesaddle
Matthew Lesko!
To: mewzilla
PMS.
To: bigjoesaddle
Somebody has GOT to forward the link to this thread to Rush. I don't know what his relationship to FR is, but I think he's get quite a kick out of this.
Oh, BTW, the whole ex-wife thing? Rush's fault.
To: bigjoesaddle
I'm getting sorta hungry. Let's see what's in the fridge.
WHAT, NO MIRACLE WHIP?!!!
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