WHAT, NO MIRACLE WHIP?!!!
DID YOU SAY MIRACLE WHIP? WELL, I WAS JUST GONNA BAKE A DEVILS FOOD CAKE FROM THE KRAFT MIRACLE WHIP COOKBOOK:
1 CUP OF FLOUR, 2 BARS OF CHOCOLATE, 3 CUPS OF SUGAR AND 6 CUPS OF MIRACLE WHIP...
NEXT: MACARONI AND CHEESE....
1 BOX OF MACARONI, 2 LBS OF VELVETTA PROCESSED CHEESE FOOD, AND 8 CUPS OF MIRACLE WHIP...
BWAHAHAHAHA! DO YOU REMEMBER THOSE COMMERCIALS...OMG, I USED TO WANNA BARF!