LET'S BLAME RUSH!!! *HUMOR THREAD* Your Nominations For What ELSE Rush Is Responsible For!

[bigjoesaddle]

Tommy Dashole blamed Rush Limbaugh and talk radio for the loss on election day, and said people recieved threats. What will Tom blame Rush for next?

[nicmarlo]

Re my post to you #197: Now, I gotta go home, but if I get into an accident, you know it's RUSH's fault!!

YOU AIN'T GOING TO BELIEVE THIS!!! It took me 2 hours to get home (normally, a 1/2 hour drive). From Syracuse to LaFayette, where traffic was diverted off the freeway, I sat in stop and go traffic for 1 hour and 45 minutes.....there was an accident on the freeway....I couldn't see anything, because it occurred somewhere after LaFayette.......(at least I wasn't hit!). This IS Rush's fault!!!!!

[MadIvan]

Oooghhh...well at least that created a good idea:

Roast Ewok

1. Get your arse to Endor. Be sure to bring serious firepower-- these little buggers are tenacious!
2. Wear good green forest camouflage, not day-glow white StormTrooper armor, or you're a sitting duck.
3. Set up a trap. Lie in wait in a hidden blind. Bait your Ewok with chum, a candy bar, a human head-- something sure to attract a hungry little furball.
4. Unload every round you've got into the sucker! They're TOUGH! Why, in a recent battle with the Empire, they beat an entire garrison and only lost a single Ewok! Be careful not to damage the tender flanks.
5. Remove any greasy, unsavory rags it may be wearing. Burn the fur off. Gut your prize! Keep the heart and liver, and take the head as your trophy. Seal the head in carbonite if available. Carefully cut your flank steaks!
6. Slap those steaks on the plasma grill and cook thoroughly-- raw Ewok is poisonous! Slather on the A1 sauce, garnish with Hutt-butter, and invite an Alderaanian to dinner!

You can't invite an Alderaanian to dinner however, as the Empire destroyed their planet (nest of Rebel scum that it was).

Regards, Ivan

[small voice in the wilderness]

Rush is responsible for income taxes, root canals, bad hair cuts, Ishtar, and Dingel-Norwood. The bas*ard.

[Tench_Coxe]

Rush is responsible for slavery, poverty, September 11th, the death of old people ( even those who died of natural causes ), Global Warming, space asteroids, WWII, WWI, The Civil War, and that irritating dripping faucet I've been meaning to fix.

[gitmo]

Knock Knock Jokes. Puns. Mimes. Hanging chads.

[sweetliberty]

Giggle ping!

[Mark]

DU and FR

[sweetliberty]

"Rush is responsible for DU"

OUCH! That's really harsh! How could he????

[sweetliberty]

Cancellation of the Beverly Hillbillies.

Cottage cheese.

Commercials.

Alarm clocks.

Annoying neighbors.

[Caipirabob]

WHAT IS THAT DURNED RUSH LIMBAUGH UP TO NOW?

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

ROFL.....You are responsible for the Tech win? Oh baby, thank you!

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

I see your point.....perhaps offering to have his baby isn't a very good offer....... perhaps promising NOT to have a baby is a better plan, huh? lol

[sweetliberty]

You forgot one! Is this what Tiny Tommy is complaining about?

[Springman]

ROTFLMAO

[Dick Bachert]

Thanks to Limbaugh, the long-awaited "Tommy 2" will NOT be produced.

[TheRedSoxWinThePennant]

I am going to cancel my 24/7 subscription for this DAMN YOU RUSH

[IslandJeff]

Hugh Hewitt BUMP! Dang, this is funny...

[Libertina]

Our horse had colic. Must be the terible fat content of hay manufactured by BIG FARMING! Democrats could have passed legislation... and saved us! TOTAL nationalized PET CARE! But noooooo!
IT'S RUSH"S FAULT!

[Terriergal]

Did anyone catch the horrid soundbite from the NY protester chick on ABC news at the top of the hour (7pm CT)?

She made a comment about how horrible it is to have someone of such LOW intellect running a country of such great power. GAGGGG...RRREEEETCH!

[SMEDLEYBUTLER]

heartbreak of psoriasis, varicose veins, toe jam, SPAM, tripe, NSYNC, Backstreet Boys, The Silvers, Peaches and Herb, Chaka Khan, disco, Zamfir, Julia Roberts, Susan Sarandon, Tim Robbins, Alec Baldwin, Rosie, Jacko, Virginia Kelly, reality TV, muzak, the Great Society, the Cubs. Everything is Rush's fault.