LET'S BLAME RUSH!!! *HUMOR THREAD* Your Nominations For What ELSE Rush Is Responsible For!

[gridlock]

The fall of the Soviet Union.

Rush-Haters think that this was a bad thing.

[MotleyGirl70]

Could you or someone else provide a link to that Rumsfeld Sex Advice Column thread???

Go here

Sex Tips For Rummy

[MotleyGirl70]

For=From

[borkrules]

procrastination.

[MissAmericanPie]

He does, lol.

[Fiddlstix]

Uh Huh Yup and Rush is responsible for Hatt-Baby

I Didn't Know That!

[bigjoesaddle]

Anne Heche and Ellen DeGeneres breaking up.

[VRWCmember]

Anyone got a pic from that SONY camcorder commercial with the cat and dog canoodling on the couch?

Not sure about that, but here are some disturbing animal pictures and I'm SURE that Rush is responsible for this debauchery as well:

[Terriergal]

Tommy Dashole blamed Rush Limbaugh and talk radio for the loss on election day

I think Rush would be happy to take credit for that...

[KnutCase]

Thanks for the info....but I'ii continue to buy my zinc in a bottle from the health food store. Do you live in San Fran??

[Terriergal]

Partial credit at least...

[pke]

Rush is responsible for kicking Dasshole's paranoid, whiney, lying butt out of the majority with the rest of the Rats. Thank you Rush!

[MotleyGirl70]

Rush is responsible for the butterfly ballot and dimpled chad.

Is just me or does that one short guy look like Bob Costas?

[bigjoesaddle]

OK...I watched the Hatt-Baby Video, and I just have to say...WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?

[CougarGA7]

Notice the crossed eyes.....That's Rush's fault.

[Young Rhino]

Rush causes Harlem black men to lose again.

Rush is responsible for naturist Bible reading.

Rush to blame for young Jedi switching to the dark side.

 

 

 

[KnutCase]

Don't you mean assinine??? Oops, sorry. Just kidding. Howver, there is a difference between asassination and assignation. And JFK was involved in both, wasn't he?

[Fiddlstix]

OK...I watched the Hatt-Baby Video, and I just have to say...WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?

It was popular about the same time as the "All Your Base are Belond To Us" craze a while back.....
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(Maybe we should blame Rush for this too)
LOL

[CougarGA7]

I thought it was spelt assassinate. Darn it Rush! Why did you make the English language so complicated!!

[FoxPro]

Harry Truman, Doris Day, Red China, Johnnie Ray

South Pacific, Walter Winchell, Joe DiMaggio

Joe McCarthy, Richard Nixon, Studebaker, television

North Korea, South Korea, Marilyn Monroe

Rosenbergs, H-bomb, Sugar Ray, Panmunjom


Brando, "The King and I" and "The Catcher in the Rye"

Eisenhower, vaccine, England's got a new Queen

Marciano, Liberace, Santayana goodbye



CHORUS

We didn't start the fire

It was always burning

Since the world's been turning

We didn't start the fire

No we didn't light it

But we tried to fight it



Joseph Stalin, Malenkov, Nasser and Prokofiev

Rockefeller, Campanella, Communist Bloc

Roy Cohn, Juan Peron, Toscanini, Dacron

Dien Bien Phu falls, "Rock Around the Clock"

Einstein, James Dean, Brooklyn's got a winning team

Davy Crockett, Peter Pan, Elvis Presley, Disneyland

Bardot, Budapest, Alabama, Krushchev

Princess Grace, "Peyton Place", trouble in the Suez



CHORUS



Little Rock, Pasternak, Mickey Mantle, Kerouac

Sputnik, Chou En-Lai, "Bridge on the River Kwai"

Lebanon, Charles de Gaulle, California baseball

Starkweather homicide, children of thalidomide

Buddy Holly, "Ben Hur", space monkey, Mafia

Hula hoops, Castro, Edsel is a no-go

U-2, Syngman Rhee, payola and Kennedy

Chubby Checker, "Psycho", Belgians in the Congo



CHORUS



Hemingway, Eichmann, "Stranger in a Strange Land"

Dylan, Berlin, Bay of Pigs invasion

"Lawrence of Arabia", British Beatlemania

Ole Miss, John Glenn, Liston beats Patterson

Pope Paul, Malcolm X, British politician sex

JFK, blown away, what else do I have to say



CHORUS



Birth control, Ho Chi Minh, Richard Nixon back again

Moonshot, Woodstock, Watergate, punk rock

Begin, Reagan, Palestine, terror on the airline

Ayatollah's in Iran, Russians in Afghanistan

"Wheel of Fortune", Sally Ride, heavy metal, suicide

Foreign debts, homeless vets, AIDS, crack, Bernie Goetz

Hypodermics on the shores, China's under martial law

Rock and roller, cola wars, I can't take it anymore



CHORUS



We didn't start the fire

But when we are gone

Will it still burn on, and on, and on, and on...