LET'S BLAME RUSH!!! *HUMOR THREAD* Your Nominations For What ELSE Rush Is Responsible For!

[bigjoesaddle]

Tommy Dashole blamed Rush Limbaugh and talk radio for the loss on election day, and said people recieved threats. What will Tom blame Rush for next?

[k2blader]

For problematic mango hairs try "Glisten Up Mega Shine Shampoo"...

[Phantom Lord]

I was shocked to find out that Nadler was only 5' 4" tall! Could you imagine being 5' 4" and weighing 338 lbs!!!

He has lost 60 pounds and is still losing more after having stomach reduction surgery.

[NewHampshireDuo]

Rush is responsible for:

Middle aged spread
Heartburn and acid indigestion
baldness
arthritis
white hair
my stomach ache for laughing so hard at some of these posts!

[Wrigley]

That's too bad. They should give the same chance The X-Files got. I'll cross mine too.

[antivenom]

DAMN twice today....soda on the keyboard and monitor...

[scouse]

Apart from the Loss of the Titanic, The Fall of The Roman Empire and the Attack of the Killer Tomatoes. I think that's about all he is respopnsible for. However there is a rumor that The Maha stole the last page of Schubert's Finished Symphony; thus making it Schubert's Unfinished Symphony.

[Yankee]

Daschle got one thing right.

Rush is totally responsible for all the "Rush Limbaugh wannabees".

Every syndicated host on talk radio owes a debt of gratitude to Rush.

[SGCOS]

...Could you imagine being 5' 4" and weighing 338 lbs!!!

Don't forget that 20 lbs of that 'stuff' hangs off his chin.

[itsinthebag]

Anyone can see that it's clearly Rush's fault that my beloved cat is 10 pounds overweight.

[MadIvan]

Rush is responsible for the source of true evil in the world:

George Lucas should never have listened to him.

Regards, Ivan

[Mad Dawgg]

"BLAME RUSH!!! *HUMOR THREAD*

This sucker is going to 500 posts easy!

[hchutch]

He's responsible for Rummy getting all the chicks!

[MrNeutron1962]

I blame rush for my mother-in-laws chicken pot pie recipe. Next time remove the bones!

[CougarGA7]

I blame Rush for the 7-Up Salad my mother makes every Thanksgiving, and for me not being able to eat at the grown up table yet even though I'm in my thirties.

[KnutCase]

Re: Post 27....Don't you mean the Kennedy Assignation?

[MadIvan]

He's responsible for Rummy getting all the chicks!

Yes, he loaned Rumsfeld some phermones which make Freeper women want to hear sex tips from him. Unusual quality in a Secretary of Defence. One wonders how many Iraqi women are swooning beneath their burquas. ;)

Regards, Ivan

[KneelBeforeZod]

The most disturbing theory yet. this must be checked into...

[Phantom Lord]

Could you or someone else provide a link to that Rumsfeld Sex Advice Column thread???

[MotleyGirl70]

I sure did. How asinine of me to spell assignation; assination.

[MadIvan]

Well look at it from this perspective, have you ever seen Jar Jar and Rush together?

No, you haven't! Because it is all a Rushian conspiracy. If people see Jar Jar and get repulsed by idiocy, then they might start thinking about the other sources of idiocy in public life - such as the Democrat Party. And since Jar Jar = Idiocy = Democrats, people will want to kill Democrats because they're like Jar Jar.

Or something like that.

Regards, Ivan