[Chancellor Palpatine]

Nah. If it was soft porn, there would be a cheesecake shot with a couple of hot chicks making out with each other. Drool!

[MadIvan]

Nah. If it was soft porn, there would be a cheesecake shot with a couple of hot chicks making out with each other. Drool!

Lord Sidious, your behaviour is endangering the Sith takeover of the Galaxy. What if the Coruscant Herald gets wind of this?

Regards, Ivan

[xsrdx]

If it was soft porn, there would be a cheesecake shot

And plenty of carefully positioned flowerpots and table lamps to conceal the action...