[MadIvan]

Nah. If it was soft porn, there would be a cheesecake shot with a couple of hot chicks making out with each other. Drool!

Lord Sidious, your behaviour is endangering the Sith takeover of the Galaxy. What if the Coruscant Herald gets wind of this?

Regards, Ivan

[Chancellor Palpatine]

If you can't do this, you're nothing but a pretender.