One in Four Men Fakes Orgasms (OK guys, somebody spilled the beans)

Reuters ^

[Argh]

HAH, another good one!

[weikel]

Unless your David Blaine or something I don't see how this would be possible.

[MonroeDNA]

lol!

[MonroeDNA]

Two old ladies were outside their nursing home having a smoke. When it started to rain, one of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.
'What's that?' asked the first old lady.
'A condom,' says the second.
'Where'd you get it?' the first old lady inquired.

'You can get them at any drugstore,' replied the second.

The next day, the first old lady hobbled into the local drugstore and announced to the pharmacist that she wanted to buy a package of condoms. The guy looked at her strangely, she was in her 80's after all, but politely asked her what brand she preferred.

'Doesn't matter,' she replied, 'as long as it fits a Camel.'

[Skywalk]

Very simple, assuming one uses condoms.

One would just make a bunch of noises and shudder a bit and then be done with it, I guess.

I've never faked one, but I have stopped because successive sessions wearing a condom can make that area dead to feeling OR in some cases excessively sensitive, where pleasure becomes something closer to pain.

[Happygal]

Q. What did the house wife do after her husband got of jail for spousal abuse? A. The dishes, if she knows what's good for her!!!! :-)

Women like that tend to be good housekeepers. When they divorce the lazy assed husband, eventually, they keep the house. ;-) (And I ain't faking! *LOL*)

[Happygal]

HAH! You're very humourous today, Irish! YOU try faking an ejaculation sometime...

Ok, I imagine it would go something like this..

ARGH, ARGH ARGH, ARGHHHHHHHHHH!!! ;-)

[JoeSixPack1]

Oh No!! That's the fake sound! :-) LOL!!!

[Happygal]

Oh No!! That's the fake sound! :-) LOL!!!

Oh my! The fact that I am acquainted with a 'fake' sound, must mean I'm doing something wrong *LOL* NOW I gotta go call up my entire 'little black book' to ask 'was it as good for you...'??? ;-P

[operation clinton cleanup]

"Orgies, lust, cheating and faking it -- you name it, the British are doing it,"

I lived in England for three years, faking an orgasm can be a way to get yourself out of a sticky situation.... when the Guiness wears off!