To: tomkow6
IT SNOWED! Only 1", but the grass is white instead of green on November 19th!
To: Kathy in Alaska; radu; Radix; LaDivaLoca; MeeknMing; Johnny Gage; bentfeather; WVNan; SassyMom; ...
Chicago Bears Quiz...
Q. What's the difference between the Chicago Bears and the Taliban?
A. The Taliban has a running game.
Q. What do the Chicago Bears and Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 60,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ!"
Q. Where do you go in Chicago to survive a tornado?
A. Soldier/Memorial Field - they never have a touchdown there.
Q. Why was John Shoop upset when the Chicago Bears playbook was
stolen?
A. Because he hadn't finished coloring it.
Q. What do the Chicago Bears and opossums have in common?
A. They both play dead at home and get killed on the road.
Q. What's the difference between the Chicago Bears and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar.
Q. What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Super
Bowl?
A. The Chicago Bears.
53 posted on
11/19/2002 8:44:19 AM PST by
tomkow6
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