[HiJinx]

Another one from RD Humor in Uniform. I'd love to credit it to the Colonel, but I don't remember his name...

So, anyway, a retired Colonel who flew fighters in Korea and VietNam was sitting on the couch with his wife one evening watching TV when a show came on about fighter pilots.

He saw one of his buddies and commented about the guy to his wife. She said, "It must be nice to see how your friends are doing, now." He replied, "I just wish I didn't have to watch The History Channel to see 'em again."

[Kathy in Alaska]

021114-N-1328C-509 At sea aboard USS Theodore Roosevelt (CVN 71) Nov. 14, 2002 -- Hose teams made up of Sailors assigned to the hangar bay move into position to fight a fire during a General Quarters (GQ) drill aboard the aircraft carrier. Theodore Roosevelt is underway in the Atlantic Ocean conducting flight deck qualifications. U.S. Navy photo by Photographer’s Mate Chief Eric A. Clement. (RELEASED) View