The four scariest phrases ever heard in the military are:
The E-1 who says, "I learned this in Basic Training..."
The O-1 who says, "Based on my experience..."
The E-5 who says, "Trust me, Sir..."
The E-9 who chuckles, "Watch THIS sh*t..."
Even more scary:
A Pfc with a badge and a gun.
A 2nd lieutenent with a map.
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1st. "Geez, these friggin' lowest- bidder contracts! Pull-Start my @$$!!!!"
2nd. OK listen up airman i been doing this fer years I don't give a lick what the book says what ya need ta do is this.. you put the thingyma jig here in the whirly gig.. then ya put a pinch of whatchama call it on the whojiggy and she will be GOOD TO GO!
3rd. Dang, it would be *THAT* rubber band that broke.