"Those sounds in the distance Al Gore hears aren't the throngs of voters pleading for him to run again, they're the sounds of front porch refrigerators and beached whales crying, "Never Gore, never Gore,"
I love this, it's so surreal. The moaning of front porch refirigerators. I can hear them, really hear them in my mine. Brilliant!
....beached whales crying, "Never Gore, never Gore,"....
On a hill top, dark and dreary
From a boom box window weary
From a CD of now forgotten Greenpeace lore
Came the sound we'll remember for ever,
"Quoath the beachedwhale, Never Gore"