W. Post.: Tipper Played Whale Sounds to Drown Out Protesters, Bill Had Fridge on Porch of N.Y. Manse

The Washington Post Magazine ^ | Wednesday, November 13, 2002 | Liza Munday, with comments by Kristinn

[hardhead]

Last night (Friday night) on the Laura Ingraham Show she said the same thing. She actually said she was among the crowd.

[johnny7]

Clinton had a refridgerator on his front porch!

The in-breds do that all the time when the power is cut off.

Yee Hawwww! Hey Hillary... don't you miss that cee-ment pond at the Whitehouse?

Whooo doggies, inside where no leaves fall in... what'll they think up next?

How long till Chelsea gets pregnant and sits on the porch brushing the flies away?

[ReleaseTheHounds]

Last night (Friday night) on the Laura Ingraham Show she said the same thing. She actually said she was among the crowd.

Yes she was there -- very attractive... With all the screaming that the Freepers were doing, there was no way you could hear Tipper's whales and boom-boxes, at least on that first Saturday. What a wonderful memory.

[mr.sarcastic]

There is nothing more satisfying then finding out that all of our chanting and yelling was being heard inside the house. FReepers helped contribute in some small way to Al and Tipper's mental instability. :-)

[SkyPilot]

Check this out:

This is the real White House…..

This is the house the Gore’s just bought and moved in to……

Are they delusional, or what?!!!

_{"Tipper? Hand me that rent check to sign, will ya! And make sure the kids photograph me signing it this time!}

Al--if yur good, tonight I'll dress up like Helen Thomas for you sweetie!

[Miss Marple]

LOL! I saw that posted the other day...I am glad you brought it back!

Pretty soon Tipper is going to start a reading initiative and host a Christmas at Belle Meade special on Tennessee PBS. Gore probably has a little podium in that house from which he makes family announcements and takes questions.

Wouldn't you love to see his office? Heheheh.

[Always Right]

I notice the American Flag is missing from Gore's house. Maybe we should sent them a flag from Chad so they can fly that one.

[The Turbanator]

The sounds were just Tipper bathing.

[SkyPilot]

LMBO!

Yesss! Christmas at the Gore's! Tonight on ABC...see Tipper fashion ornaments out of her stale corn muffins. See her tips on making door wreaths out of old Xanax prescription bottles!

I can just see the "press conferences" Al holds in the household too. Wow!

[<1/1,000,000th%]

Was Tipper playing whale sounds or making whale sounds?

[gitmo]

Other popular cuts from Gore's Nature Sounds CD:

Flatulent Warthogs on Africa Savannah
American Bison in Rut
Death Throes of Wildebeast in Clutches of Felis leo
Amazon Mosquito Swarm
Melody of Bat Droppings Striking Cave Floor


Ain't nature grand?

[Chemnitz]

How about - such awful writing that I would flunk the guy in college English.

[RFP]

RE: Al re-counting his "thirty shrimp."

ROTFLMAO!!! Thanks for the hillarious commentary and leadership Kristinn. And thanks for the "albagore the big flabby white tuna without taste" ping, nutmeg. Hope to see y'all at some future DC Freeps.

PS: Even West Virginians don't keep refrigerators on the front porch. Cars up on blocks in the yard- yes, fridges- no.

[bert]

....beached whales crying, "Never Gore, never Gore,"....

On a hill top, dark and dreary

From a boom box window weary

From a CD of now forgotten Greenpeace lore

Came the sound we'll remember for ever,

"Quoath the beachedwhale, Never Gore"

[friendly]

Top Ten Signs Al Gore Is Depressed

10. Hardly gets any pleasure participating in his family's staged football games

9. Now goes to Buddhist temples for illegal donations and spiritual guidance

8. Composed novelty song "Bush's States Are Red, And I'm Feeling Blue"

7. During strategy meetings grabs Warren Christopher, sobs "Hold me"

6. Was recently seen passionately kissing the inventor of Prozac

5. Mr. Environment spends his days tossing rusty car batteries into Potomac River

4. Asks George W. Bush if he can borrow old Sparky for the weekend

3. At recent Joe Lieberman speech on religion shouted, "Okay, you're Jewish! We get it!"

2. Just ask Tipper -- lately, the guy's anything but stiff

1. Won't crack a smile, no matter how many lap dances President Clinton buys him

[Dems_R_Losers]

Good heavens, I just got my Sunday Post magazine. The cover picture of Gore has to be one of the creepiest I have ever seen! Just frightening.

I forced myself to read the story. Liza Mundy really did a good job portraying how utterly bizarre Al and Tipper Gore are. It's hard to even imagine what our country has been spared by having George and Laura Bush in the White House instead of these two head cases.

[Jackie]

You were the first person to ever post to me. I think it was probably in July '97. Scared me to death!

We noticed on Letterman last night that Gore has had his pointy teeth fixed and that he's obviously gotten full hair extensions. You can see them especially at the hairline on his forehead.

[twyn1]

Is anyone else wondering why the sudden, renewed interest in Al ?? Magazine articles, TV specials, Letterman show ?? All sympathetic, bringing up the whole "lost" (or was it really lost ? stolen? decided by the BIASED court?) election (selection) and how well Al (and his attractive family -- except for Jr.) handled the crushing blow. All this talk about "gay" families, Hispanic families, the "workin' folks"...20/20 last night was a 30-minute campaign commercial -- Looks like the DNC has decided that "he's their man".

[Jimmy Valentine's brother]

In other words, are they LYING about this too?

This is of course a rhetorical question. No after action report ever mentioned hearing any sounds emanating from the Vice President's resdence. Nor was it ever mentioned by any of the media who were encamped across the street 24-7.

While the DC Chapter gets to enjoy additional ink on their fame, I personnaly admire the Florida freepers who chased Jesse and refused to allow the Miami Dade folks to conive to steal the election behind closed doors with their chants of "Let them in!" "Them" being the media. Soon after that, the re-recount nonsense stopped. Yes indeed Laura Ingrahm was there to observe and chat with the crowd that had assembled.

[kristinn]

It's a PR blitz to get Al Gore back in front of the 'Rat pretenders. The books are a publicity device timed to get media exposure as Gore decides whether to run again.

The poor-me Al, with the ever-luvin'missus by his side must poll well with the Oprah crowd, LOL!