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To: The Raven

As Steve Martin used to say:

1st person: "Do you mind if I smoke?"

2nd person: "No, do you mind if I fart?"

43 posted on 11/15/2002 4:58:41 AM PST by texson66

To: texson66

farts are better...

98 posted on 11/15/2002 7:54:47 AM PST by Marysecretary

To: texson66

As Steve Martin used to say: 1st person: "Do you mind if I smoke?" 2nd person: "No, do you mind if I fart?"

It wasn't funny then and it isn't funny now, I am sure you can come up with something better.

275 posted on 11/15/2002 4:43:23 PM PST by Great Dane

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