Shame on you! Don't you know how evil alcohol is? It impairs your judgement, damages your liver and brain, and causes you to put yourself and others at risk! Not only that, but drinkers smell from the alcohol their poor abused bodies are desperately trying to dispose of!
Actually, I drink lightly and I smoke. But when I go outside to smoke while at work, I am still working (my job involves figuring out how to do in 10 lines of code what someone else tried to do in 100). I also don't smoke in my own home because I have children in the house (even though the second hand smoke dangers appear to be bunk). Nor do I smoke in someone else's home unless they also smoke and do so in their home. It's only polite.
Thank you. If all smokers were so courteous, I would find it hard to be so vocal against smoking.