Oh Have I got one for you...

nov, 13 | Yankee Cat

[YankeeCat]

The above describes those who try to disrupt Free Republic.

[Billthedrill]

It's probably a glitch in your computers.

Computers don't make mistakes. What they do....they do on purpose...

[mhking]

Clean-up on aisle 14!

[Hunble]

Yankee Jim Robinson suffered through the mother of all mistrials.

Note the name! My YankeeCat, is there a specific reason you were researching that name?

[JZoback]

...and your point is?

Wait a minute. I think ole' hanged Jim Robinson voted last election.

He must have been the democrat voter rolls

[mhking]

Why would I lie about where I am? It's probably a glitch in your computers.

All of them? It's doubtful. The most logical explanation is that you're a troll who is spamming FR for no particular reason.

Say buh-bye, and don't let the door split you on the way out.

[Dog Gone]

Okay, if we spend a lot of time, money, and resources to make some sort of determination that an injustice was done, what EXACTLY will that accomplish?

Bring him back to life? Change the disposition of his estate? Put money in your pocket?

End stupid juries? Prevent judges from presiding while drunk?

What's your angle, dude? Why should we care about someone who would be dead now even if he had lived to be 100 years old?

[I Am Not A Mod]

Do you hear that rumbling noise? Wonder what it is?

[Admin Moderator]

ZOT!!!!!!

[TomServo]

LOL!!!

[TomServo]

Party pooper...

[MWS]

I always love that (don't take that as an invitation to hit me too!!! ) ;)

[tet68]

Ok, taking a lead from our formerly esteemed impeached president, I hereby apologize for the untimely and unwarranted death of some idjot a hundred years ago and promise it won't happen again or I'll send Nancy Pelosi to investigate. So there.

Have a nice day! ;^)

[Texaggie79]

Hey, tell us what you are all about, if what you posted wasn't a joke. I'm willing to listen.

I think many may think you are trying to pose a pathetic argument against the death penalty.

Don't be so obscure, come out and say what you are about.

[another cricket]

You may not be a Mod but look right below and you will see one heck of a coincidence.

a.cricket

[Hunble]

THE SCAFFOLD WAS TOO FREAKING SHORT!!! Witnesses say that the toes of Jim's boots scrapped the ground. At a time when most people grew to 5' 10/11" Jim stood at 6'3/4".

1) A scaffold was built for hanging, so this was not a lynching at the local tree.

2) Death by hanging is designed to break the neck, so the drop will be several feet.

3) The difference between 5'10 and 6' 1 is only 3 inches.

Conclusion:

FALSE STORY

[mhking]

Hi, Thor! I simply love it when you do that!

[stands2reason]

Who's Jim Robinson?

[mhking]

Who's Jim Robinson?

Mrs. Robinson's baby boy.

[tet68]

Ya know, If George W Bush could do that, we wouldn't have to go through all this rigamarol with Iraq.

Who knows maybe we'll get to see if he can.

ZZZZZZZZZZoT~!

[Texaggie79]

Has anyone figured out what the guys point was? Looking at the site, it seems legit, although strange. I'm trying to see any evidence of a troll, and I don't see one.