[cardinal4]

A priest, a rabbi, a white, a black, a muslim, a parapelegic, and Jeffrey Dahmer are all in a lifeboat.....

[Feiny]

As taken from the personnel files of employees in a large US
corporation:

"Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom..and.. has
started to dig."

"His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity."

"I would not allow this employee to breed."

"This employee is really not so much of a 'has-been', but more of a
definite
won't be'."

"Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a
trap."

"When she opens her mouth, it seems that it is only to change feet."

"He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle."

"This young lady has delusions of adequacy."

"He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve
them."