[LaDivaLoca]

I hope you will never stop posting your jokes, Tom. I'm sure it's not just Canteeners who get a good laugh but lurkers too from our military. Thank you for the laughs - your wit, sense of humor and dedication is always appreciated. God bless you.

[tomkow6]

Wanna buy a burka?

[tomkow6]

At a nursing home in Florida, a group of senior citizens were sitting
around talking about their aches and pains.

"My arms are so weak I can hardly lift this cup of coffee," said one.

"I know what you mean. My cataracts are so bad I can't even see my
coffee," replied another.

"I can't turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck," said a
third.

"My blood pressure pills make me dizzy," another contributed.

"I guess that's the price we pay for getting old," winced an old man.

Then there was a short moment of silence.

"Thank God we can all still drive," said one woman cheerfully.