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To: LaDivaLoca; Kathy in Alaska
At a nursing home in Florida, a group of senior citizens were sitting
around talking about their aches and pains.

"My arms are so weak I can hardly lift this cup of coffee," said one.

"I know what you mean. My cataracts are so bad I can't even see my
coffee," replied another.

"I can't turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck," said a
third.

"My blood pressure pills make me dizzy," another contributed.

"I guess that's the price we pay for getting old," winced an old man.

Then there was a short moment of silence.

"Thank God we can all still drive," said one woman cheerfully.

141 posted on 11/12/2002 5:05:36 PM PST by tomkow6
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To: tomkow6
"Thank God we can all still drive," said one woman cheerfully.

LOL! Got a good laugh out of that one!

202 posted on 11/12/2002 6:58:00 PM PST by LaDivaLoca
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