Posted on 11/10/2002 1:59:56 PM PST by 1bigdictator
Edited on 04/13/2004 2:41:22 AM PDT by Jim Robinson. [history]
That wasn't an icepick in your third eye. It was an acupuncture needle.
You were desperately in need of this. Now your Ajni chakra has been opened. Don't let it close again.
The fingernails on the Karmic Chalkboard were those of Lord Shiva. In one cataclysmic blow, he invoked The Tower of Destruction of the Tarot and sent the worthless, mendacious, self-serving, corrupt Democrats flying to the dark places where they belong! It's the best thing that could possibly have happened!
Now, here's what I want you to do:
Put on a CD tuned to the Shiva Netra. That's music in the key of A, as you well know. That's right.
Now arrange your lighting so that you will be bathed in indigo light. Yes. The color of the Jnana Netra.
Now, take off all your clothes, and lie on your back, bathed in this light and sound, and just...
...let gooooooooooooooooo......
There....
Don't you feel better now.........?
Now, say, "Ohm," softly. Let it flow from your Atman, like prahna flowing from The Beyond.
Now say it aloud, letting all the frustration and anger and pent-up hatred flow from you like a dark storm of sadness and savage spiritual pain--for that's what it is.
You have been misguided, terribly misguided, but it can all be over now.
Remember: The Ajni is the seat of clairvoyance and divine intelligence. Let it guide you. It will lead you away from the Democrats and all that they stand for.
Trust the Shiva.
Repeat after me: "Ohm namah Shivaya." Say that seven times, once for each chakra.
Now don't you feel better?
Remember, Shiva struck down the Democrats for very good reasons. Think about it, and I'll bet you'll begin to understand them.
Terry and Bill promised to get rid of Jeb as revenge for 2000...and instead Jeb gets re-elected and Katherine Harris wins a seat in Congress...and now Bush and those rotten Republicans now control EVERYTHING! ARSENIC IN THE WATER! GLOBAL WARMING! DESTROYED ANWR! DEAD CARIBOU! GUNS EVERYWHERE! DRUGS NOWHERE! THOSE DAMN FETUSES WILL LIVE! OLD PEOPLE GET KICKED ONTO THE STREETS! BLACK CHURCHES WILL BURN! TAX CUTS FOR THE RICH! AND THE MIDDLE CLASS! THEY WILL POISON THE WATER AND THE AIR AND HAVE THEIR OWN ECOSPHERE TO LIVE IN WHILE THE DEMOCRATS DIE! THE SKY IS FALLING! THE GREAT PUMPKIN NEVER CAME!
Condi Rice? Colin Powell?
Gosh golly gee ! Conservatives can't dance or enjoy sex ? Guess my hubby and I must've missed that memo
what a crock of tripe this guy (???) has cooked up :)
Hey, this jerk writes for the San Francisco Chronicle. 'Nuf said???
Fear not -- it's just the dark storm clouds of sadness and savage spiritual pain that just settled in over the collective soul of the country and indeed much of the world recently
It's just winter, a perfectly natural phenomenon that occurs every year at about this time. Spring will come again in a few months, and we will all be happy again.
...as the Republican Party snatched total control of the American government...
Snatched? Is that a shorthand way of saying "won the election"?
...and really honestly promised to further its agenda of fear...
Obviously, Morford is confused. He does not realize that when politicians promise to throw seniors on the streets and starve school kids, they are not Republicans making campaign promises, but are Democrats trying to scare us into voting for them. In fact, Morford seems to have a pretty good grasp of the use of fearmongering.
...and bad sex...
No doubt Morford only dates hard core feminists (if he is not gay). His sex problems therefore are not the fault of Republicans, and it's unfair to blame us for them.
...and more petroleum products forevermore.
Horrors. I will be able to go to the gas station and fill my truck with reasonably priced gas any time I want. At the grocery store, the shelves will be filled with Vaseline, baby oil, and all the other petroleum-based products that keep my skin soft. I don't know if I can handle such a dismal world...
But when you realize this guy is probably as serious as a heart attack, then you recognize why Kalifonia is in the desperate shape it is in.
These people are in desperate need for prayer - the genuine kind!
Enough said.
That last pragraph in the artilce mentions gays. I would like to tell him that when my gay cousin died of AIDs NO ONE in my OKLAHOMA DEMOCRATIC family bothered to tell me. They were ASHAMED of him for being gay and they were ASHAMED of him for dying of AIDs. I found out years later that Tommy had died. I would have been PROUD to go to his funeral, he was still my beloved cousin!!!!!! My Democratic family only managed to feel SHAME for his being gay..... sad.....
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