[Grampa Dave]

Old Man Darwin and the weeding out of the shallow end of the human gene pool works in some very funny ways.

[Doctor Raoul]

Pretty dumb to continue after getting a warning. Like the cop's going to forget about them or something?

[Taiwan Bocks]

President Bush is recruiting 1 of 24 Americans to spy for the government.

Some of these ten million troops of citizen spies might far surpass this level of tragi-comedy.

[SamKeck]

The 18-year-olds from Adrian admitted after their arrests that they had stopped several motorists while driving a car equipped with illegal lights.

Things always were pretty slow in Adrian.

[mvpel]

A woman being followed by an unmarked police car on a Florida highway delayed pulling over, and as a result was dragged out of the car and thrown to the ground by the infuriated patrolman.

[JudyB1938]

Those kids had a blast before they got caught. I'm just glad that nothing bad happened to them over this stupid stunt - like getting blown away by a "real" culprit!

[Senator Pardek]

"If you see no markings on the car, if you have a cell phone call 911"

And break the law for real?