A to Z for gun owners.

[Moosefart]

If you own a firearm you will like this.

[Moosefart]

> > > A.. An armed man is a citizen. An unarmed man is a victim.

> > > B.. A gun in the hand is better than a cop on the phone.

> > > C.. Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface.

> > > D.. Gun control is not about guns; it's about control.

> > > E.. If guns are outlawed, can we use swords??

> > > F.. If guns cause crime, then pencils cause misspelled words.

> > > G..Free men do not ask permission to bear arms.

> > > H.. If you don't know your rights, you don't have any.

> > > I. Those who trade liberty for security, have neither.

> > > J.. The United States Constitution (c) 1791 All Rights Reserved.

> > > K.. What part of "shall not be infringed" do you NOT understand??

> > > L.. The Second Amendment is in place in case they ignore the others.

> > > M.. 64,999,987 firearms owners killed no one yesterday.

> > > N.. Guns only have two enemies: Rust and Politicians.

> > > O.. Know guns, know peace and safety. No guns, no peace nor safety.

> > > P..You don't shoot to kill; you shoot to stay alive.

> > > Q.. 911 - government sponsored Dial-a-Prayer.

> > > R.. Assault is a behavior, not a device.

> > > S..Criminals love gun control - it makes their jobs safer.

> > > T.. If guns cause Crime, then Matches cause Arson.

> > > U.. A government that's afraid of it's citizens, tries to control them.

> > > V.. You only have the rights you are willing to fight for.

> > > W.. Enforce the "gun control Laws" in place, don't make more.

> > > X.. If you remove the people's right to bear arms, you create slaves.

> > > Y.. The American Revolution wouldn't have happened with Gun Control.

> > > Z.. "...a government BY the people, FOR the people..." > > > > > > PLEASE PASS THIS 'REFRESHER' ON TO OTHER FREE CITIZENS > > > BEFORE WE LOSE ANY MORE FREEDOMS ! ! ! ! ! ! !

[blackie]

Here's a cleaner copy:

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Every free American needs to read this before it is too late.....................................

Subject: Firearms refresher course

a. An armed man is a citizen. An unarmed man is a subject.

b. A gun in the hand is better than a cop on the phone.

c. Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface.

d. Gun control is not about guns; it's about control.

e. If guns are outlawed, can we use swords or box cutters?

f. If guns cause crime, then pencils cause misspelled words.

g. Free men do not ask permission to bear arms.

h. If you don't know your rights you don't have any.

i. Those who trade liberty for security have neither.

j. The United States Constitution (c) 1791. All Rights reserved.

k. What part of "shall not be infringed" do you not understand?

l. The Second Amendment is in place in case they ignore the others.

m. 64,999,987 firearms owners killed no one yesterday.

n. Guns only have two enemies: rust and liberals.

o. Know guns, know peace and safety. No guns, no peace nor safety.

p. You don't shoot to kill; you shoot to stay alive.

q. 911 - government sponsored Dial-a-Prayer.

r. Assault is a behavior, not a device.

s. Criminals love gun control - it makes their jobs safer.

t. If guns cause crime, then matches cause arson.

u. Only a government that is afraid of its citizens tries to control them.

v. You only have the rights you are willing to fight for.

w. Enforce the "gun control laws" we have, don't make more.

x. When you remove the people's right to bear arms, you create slaves.

y. The American Revolution would never have happened with gun control.

z. "...a government of the people, by the people, for the people..."


REMEMBER..."Guns kill people just like spoons make Rosie O'Donnell fat."

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-- "A general dissolution of principles and manners will more surely overthrow the liberties of America than the whole force of the common enemy. While the people are virtuous they cannot be subdued; but when once they lose their virtue then will be ready to surrender their liberties to the first external or internal invader." --Samuel Adams

"The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools." --Herbert Spencer

"September 11 sliced a big chunk from our positive assumptions. It showed us that the layer of human behavior which provides our understanding of civilization is very thin, indeed." --Rich Galen

[Alta Mura]

Nice post....but what is this smell?

[Aric2000]

index bump

[Moosefart]

Thanks Blackie, thats the way it came in my e-mail.

[HiJinx]

CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Moosefart]

A flatulent moose!

[DoughtyOne]

Thanks to both of you.

[Moosefart]

OK..............................

:)

[Alta Mura]

phew!
Sure hope it isn't hunting season where moose be.........uh.....er........mmmm............phew!

[ApesForEvolution]

911 is simply a clean up call...curiously, have you ever whiffed a gaseous rear discharge from a moose?

[timestax]

kewl ..bump

[Moosefart]

LOL!

[wordsofearnest]

Aa. An armed society is a polite society.

[timestax]

bump

[onebullmoose]

nice homepage.....nice to meet another moose......wheewwww

[dhuffman@awod.com]

Sufficient laws to make a Bad Guy into a good citizen cannot be written. One law more can make a good citizen into a Bad Guy.

The conspiracy of ignorance masquerades as common sense.

[El Gato]

The American Revolution wouldn't have happened with Gun Control.

I would say that the American Revolution happened BECAUSE of gun control. Yes things were tense, over "taxation without representation" and other issues, but the shooting didn't start until General Thomas Gage sent his Redcoats out from Boston to confiscate the arms of the colonial militias. In this case "arms" included not only rifles and muskets, but also cannon and the powder and shot necessary for both, along with various other stores belonging to the militias. The first shots were fired in Lexington, but the "Shot heard round the world", came at Concord, where the militias from surrounding areas had massed and then proceeded to chase the Lobsterbacks back into Boston. If they'd had their own cannon (the British had destroyed the carriages, but the colonials had already spirited away the irreplaceable cannon themselves) the British likely would not have made it back to Boston. As it was the British were able to keep the militias from concentrating because they, the British, had belatedly brought up some artillery, even then it was a near run thing for the Brits.

[GovernmentShrinker]

Er, could we come up with something else for "W"? I'm sitting here in NYC, where it's nearly impossible for an ordinary citizen to get a required permit to have a gun in their own home, much less carry one around the city. I'm not too keen on recommending that we "enforce the gun control laws in place" -- much keener on having them all declared unconstitutional and void.

[glc1173@aol.com]

Try these alternatives:

S is for Speer Gold Dot - the only way to fly.

H is for hollowpoint - for when the guy's downstairs as you're dialing 911.

B is for Browning Hi-Power - the woman's best friend in an area with poor police response time.

M is for Mossberg 590 - the best anniversary gift a husband on the road a lot can buy his wife.

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