Although I am sure this has been done a number of times, please post your favorites for all to enjoy. I have started with a few of my own, and will give full credit to all YOU for these, none are my own originals
The only "good" Indians I ever saw were dead. General William T. Sherman, Ft. Union, Arkansas 1869.
Show me a good loser, and I'll show you a loser. Vince Lombardi
Just when you think Dems can't get any lower, they cut a whole in the floor and climb down.
sink or swim California, you're own your own.
Forget Iraq -- looks like we should be declaring war on New Jersey!
How's that for goober peas?!
Thats tantamount to being proud about rearrainging the deck chairs on the Titanic
If we could tax liberal stupidity we could pay off the national debt.
We'll have a Democrat firing squad. You know, the one where we all stand in a circle." Paul Begala, Election Night 2002
As Winston Churchill said: In War: Resolution In Defeat: Defiance In Victory: Magnanimity
"I think a lot of people were concerned about national security," Daschle said (duh)
John F. Kennedy once observed, `Success has a thousand parents, failure is an orphan,'
It appears to me that the American people have voted to protect themselves.
Labor omnia vincit! (work conquers all!)
"Golf is a game who's aim it is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose." Churchill
"You lie down with the dogs, you get up with the fleas."
Bush has always had an amazing ability to manipulate people who thought they were smarter than him into making absolute fools of themselves.
Did you hear that doctors have now discovered a food that kills all sexual desire in women? Wedding cake!
1 posted on
11/07/2002 10:37:56 AM PST by
MTCJK
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To: MTCJK
"Happy Father's Day, Mr. Limburgh."
To: MTCJK
If you're not
outraged then you're not paying attention!!!and
"We are witnessing a global war between the corporatists (republicans) and the socialists (democrats)."
8 posted on
11/07/2002 10:56:41 AM PST by
fone
To: MTCJK
Can't remember who said it, but: "My greatest fear is that I'll die and end up voting Democrat."
To: MTCJK
"Scratch the leftist, discover the brownshirt."--Chris
"When the card table is knocked over and the lights go out, the smartest toughest most pragmatic and competent group is going to be on top when the lights come back on."-- Travis McGee
"I do not live alone on this earth. I am surrounded by a roiling ocean of other humans. Were I to play the part of Prometheus I would surely want to see humanity warmed by the fire I had brought. Instead of charging at my fellow man, screaming, firebrand in hand, demanding that he behold what I have wrested from God (and scaring him away in the process), I should rather calmly take a smouldering ember to a group of my fellows and breathe on it that they might witness, unafraid, the wonder of flame being born."--Prodigal Son
"In the approaching storm, subtle distinctions and wondrously inventive introspective thoughts will be contained in many a head found rolling down the gutter."--John Valentine
"One can choose to live with cockroaches, or one can choose to get rid of them."--TomGuy
"They would rather curse the darkness than reach over and turn on the damn light switch in order to see that it was all a lie to begin with."--Orangedog
To: MTCJK
"The government consists of a gang of men exactly like you and me. They have, taking one with another, no special talent for the business of government; they have only a talent for getting and holding office. Their principal device to that end is to search out groups who pant and pine for something they can't get and to promise to give it to them. Nine times out of ten that promise is worth nothing. The tenth time is made good by looting A to satisfy B. In other words, government is a broker in pillage, and every election is sort of an advance auction sale of stolen goods." [H. L. Mencken]
16 posted on
11/07/2002 11:04:03 AM PST by
xJones
To: MTCJK
I don't remember who posted this , but I saved this:
"Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety,
deserve neither liberty nor safety." ------ Benjamin Franklin
That certainly reads differently after they knocked down our WTC Buildings, doesn't it?
17 posted on
11/07/2002 11:04:14 AM PST by
Pagey
To: MTCJK
Life's a bitch...and then you die.
19 posted on
11/07/2002 11:07:31 AM PST by
pankot
To: MTCJK
"I wish to die in my sleep like my father, not screaming my lungs out while plunging to Earth like his passengers."
20 posted on
11/07/2002 11:07:33 AM PST by
JackIV
To: MTCJK; mhking; Grampa Dave
"Hold Muh Beer Alert"
and
the myriad of descriptive phrases created by Grampa Dave
21 posted on
11/07/2002 11:08:54 AM PST by
Shermy
To: MTCJK
: Doctor Stochastic
It's hard for Conservatives to understand that dissent isn't crime and for the Liberals to understand that crime isn't dissent.
To: MTCJK
How about "We'll burn that bridge when we get to it..."
___________________________
From Letterman last night:
"You know your party's in trouble when your rising young star is Frank Lautenberg."
"It wasn't a total disaster for the Democrats; they retained control of 'The West Wing'."
"Call me nostalgic, but wasn't it nice to see Walter Mondale come out for one last ass-whipping?"
"People say the Republican candidates benefitted from the Bush bounce. That's not to be confused with the Clinton Bounce, which will get you landed in jail."
23 posted on
11/07/2002 11:14:50 AM PST by
TMD
To: MTCJK
"Authority has always attracted the lowest elements in the human race. All through history, mankind has been bullied by scum. Those who lord it over their fellows and toss commands in every direction and would boss the grass in the meadow about which way to bend in the wind are the most depraved kind of prostitutes. They will submit to any indignity, perform any vile act, do anything to achieve power. The worst off-sloughings of the planet are the ingredients of sovereignty. Every government is a parliament of whores. The trouble is, in a democracy the whores are us."
P J O'ROURKE
To: MTCJK
"You can't get good chinese takeout in China and cuban cigars are rationed in Cuba. That's all you need to know about communism."
P J O'ROURKE
To: MTCJK
"There is a class of colored people who make a business of keeping the troubles, the wrongs, and the hardships of the Negro race before the public. Some of these people do not want the Negro to lose his grievances, because they do not want to lose their jobs. There is a certain class of race-problem solvers who don't want the patient to get well."
Booker T. Washington, 1911
To: MTCJK
I found this online a few years ago:
"The American people will never knowingly adopt Socialism,
but under the name of Liberalism
they will adopt every fragment of the Socialist Program
until one day America will be a Socialist Nation
without ever knowing how it happened."
That Comment is Courtesy of Norman Thomas,
Six-time Socialist Party Presidential Candidate
and one of the founders of the ACLU.
I thought, "Hmmm,he's telling me what his plan is", and that's just what he's doing.That is how Brazen Socialists are! ( And Hillary's a U.S. Senator now...... )
29 posted on
11/07/2002 11:22:08 AM PST by
Pagey
To: MTCJK
"Capitalism is the unequal distribution of wealth. Socialism is the equal distribution of poverty."
To: MTCJK
Many have already been said, but I shall humbly add:
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To: billbears; Constitution Day; 4ConservativeJustices
Keep your powder dry, boys!
To: MTCJK; stainlessbanner
"The two most abundant elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity." -unknown
To: MTCJK
"It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something
stupid to say, and say the opposite."
Sam Levenson
40 posted on
11/07/2002 11:51:13 AM PST by
bruin66
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