Ann Coulter's Revenge

The Conning Tower ^ | 11/6/02 | Trentino

[Davis]

Check out "Appreciating Ann Coulter" here... http://www.atrentino.com/ConningOCT.html

[ChadGore]

Whole lotta Ann goin' on.

[Slyfox]

Ahhh, the stunned looks on the faces of all the info-babes and bubala's. I know we're not supposed to gloat, but man, we deserve to feel something after having to witness the perpetual smugocity of those overpaid newsreaders.

[jackd]

Gee, I guess Donahue will have to move to Ghana, become an American-African, live off the state welfare system and blame everything on "those damn black people!"

How's that for a headline:
G.O.P. WINS CONTROL OF SENATE; DONAHUE AND STREISAND FLEE TO GHANA

[Davis]

Even more enjoyable than the stunned looks on their faces are their lame excuses as this essay points out.

How do you spell L-A-M-E?

[Davis]

That's not a headline it's a wonderful dream!

[Yankee]

Or as the Washington ComPost always spins such events:

GOP TAKES CONTROL. WOMEN AND MINORITIES HARDEST HIT.

[Davis]

Is that an actual headline?

[sauropod]

Stop it! I'm in love!

[hrhdave]

You're in love with Ann, too. C'mon, step aside, we've been waiting for weeks. Not fair. Wait your turn.

[Cicero]

How about:

ALL OF THE ABOVE: G.O.P. RETAKES CONTROL OF THE SENATE

[Fledermaus]

Oooh, thanks. I can't get enough of Ann! She's so cute...but she could use a few more pounds for my taste! lol

[aruanan]

"EHH, WHAT THE HELL!!" VOTERS' INEXPLICABLE URGE TO REVERSE HISTORY OF OFF-YEAR ELECTIONS--G.O.P. RETAKES CONTROL OF THE SENATE.

[sauropod]

Uh, I'm FIRST in line. Have been for a long time.

Even have film footage of meself and her in front of the hotel where the White House Correspondance Assn dinner took place this year.

she didn;t mind that i was in a dress.

Media Whore Madam

[Davis]

Dan Rather's remark...

"What is this? The Bushification of America?"

[hrhdave]

Line forms at the Right, pal.

Miss Coulter has a dandy column out today. She suggests that the Democratic Party take a new name: the Abortion Party or the Adultery Party. I have doubts the Dems will act on her suggestion. She always manages to get them sooooo mad.

[sauropod]

OK bud. Where;s YOUR pic of hrhdave with AC, hmmmmmmmm...........?

[nutmeg]

Even have film footage of meself and her in front of the hotel where the White House Correspondance Assn dinner took place this year.

she didn;t mind that i was in a dress.

Media Whore Madam

ROTFL! I was there... I was a witness! :-D

[nutmeg]

Thanks for the ping on this thread.

Sauropod: Congrats again on Bob Ehrlich's win in Maryland... I'm still stunned and SO HAPPY about the outcome of that race! Marylanders will have to come up with a new name for the state... Soon it will no longer be The People's Republic of MD or The Socialist Republic of MD!