Update! This one has more ups and downs and twists and throughs than a pair Aunt Mildred's filthy old underthings! There's frost on the griddle and the outhouse hasn't been peeked in just quite yet!
Steam up the Victrola, Elmer, and tuck in the Massey Ferguson! Now it can be told... this one's sealed up tighter than a dime bag in Willie Nelson's dressing room!