Hummina hominy! This race is tighter than two cousins in a Pennsyltucky hayloft! Hold onto your potato forks, folks, it looks we'll be baling this one until the coonhound says a sermon at the feedstore!
Update! This one has more ups and downs and twists and throughs than a pair Aunt Mildred's filthy old underthings! There's frost on the griddle and the outhouse hasn't been peeked in just quite yet!
Steam up the Victrola, Elmer, and tuck in the Massey Ferguson! Now it can be told... this one's sealed up tighter than a dime bag in Willie Nelson's dressing room!
From my limited tastings, I believe Dr. Pepper's main ingredient is prune extract. It is certainly no Moxie.
Gather the kids from the yard, mom and get dad from the fishing lake cause I'm here on television telling you Walter Mondale couldn't get himself elected dogcatcher in a St. Paul kennel. Jimmy Carter will be rolling in his political grave when he hears that Georgia elected a Republican governor. Look out Alaska Wilderness Reserve cause George W.'s got the political ammo to tear you a new ozone hole.