[Petronski]

SCHADENFREU-DUh ALERT:

#1. have an omelette made with thumbtacks.

#2. watch all my ann coulter videos till i vomit.

#3. make a cute voodoo pin doll of jeb bush.

#4. put bacon on my groin and let a weasle attack me.

#5. burn an effigy of judy woodruff on my front lawn.

#6. dress in a frumpy red dress like liz dole and troll the streets for new meat.

#7. trim my toenails with a tazer gun.

#8. drench my body in bacardi 151 rum and light up some crack.

#9. nail my nads to the floor and torch the house.

..and the number one thing i'd rather do than watch election returns,

#10. play a vinyl l.p. of bloodrock's "D.O.A." backwards at top volume while tripping on monkey tranqs hanging upside down on a meat hook in the rain till sunrise on november 5th when the whole mess is over.

I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP, IT'S A REAL DUh POST.

[Professional]

1. drink beer

2. smoke a bowl

3. jam with some favorite CDs

4. Surf DU.

Hey, wait a minute, that's what I'm doing now..Cool

Additional things folks on DU would rather do than see election results.

[RogerWilko]

It's TRUE!!! I've seen it myself!! Man, I almost wish I had a login over there to go TAUNT them!!

If all this can just spill over into CA and we can watch DAVASS get washed down the drain, it could be a PERFECT night!!

[Boomer Geezer]

... till sunrise on november 5th when the whole mess is over.

Methinks the DU poster has already lost track of time, eh?

[Democratshavenobrains]

I'm betting that from now on, the DNC will have all its Senate candidates killed 3 days before an election. Sympathy is the only way they win.

[willgetsome]

Too funny!

[markfiveFF]

#10. play a vinyl l.p. of bloodrock's "D.O.A." backwards at top volume while tripping on monkey tranqs hanging upside down on a meat hook in the rain till sunrise on november 5th when the whole mess is over.

1. It's November 6th sunrise.
2. Countdowns count down for goshsake.
3. D.O.A. is to be listened to lying down in the back seat of an ambulance, not upside down from a meat hook.
Just thought I'd add some corrections to the DUh.

For freedom,
Locke

[valleygal]

"..and the number one thing i'd rather do than watch election returns,
#10. play a vinyl l.p. of bloodrock's "D.O.A." backwards at top volume
while tripping on monkey tranqs hanging upside down on a meat hook in
the rain till sunrise on november 5th when the whole mess is over.

I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP, IT'S A REAL DUh POST."

These people are losing it. :) And they're really gonna feel badly tomorrow morning when they wake up and realize they weren't dreamin'. That it's real! Whoa, baby!

[valleygal]

Fox saying we have gained one seat and if this holds senate will be 50 (R) 48 (D) 2(I). Please hold.