Huge win for the GOP!
| U. S. Senator 1,897 of 3,912 precincts reporting Click here for Results by Parish |
|||
|---|---|---|---|
| 11,281 | 2% | Raymond Brown | - |
| 81,531 | 14% | John Cooksey | - |
| 257,541 | 46% | Mary Landrieu | - |
| 4,995 | 1% | Patrick E. "Live Wire" Landry | - |
| 1,863 | 0% | James Lemann | - |
| 56,092 | 10% | "Tony" Perkins | - |
| 1,187 | 0% | Gary D. Robbins | - |
| 829 | 0% | Ernest Edward Skillman, Jr. | - |
| 147,419 | 26% | Suzanne Haik Terrell | - |
#1. have an omelette made with thumbtacks.
#2. watch all my ann coulter videos till i vomit.
#3. make a cute voodoo pin doll of jeb bush.
#4. put bacon on my groin and let a weasle attack me.
#5. burn an effigy of judy woodruff on my front lawn.
#6. dress in a frumpy red dress like liz dole and troll the streets for new meat.
#7. trim my toenails with a tazer gun.
#8. drench my body in bacardi 151 rum and light up some crack.
#9. nail my nads to the floor and torch the house.
..and the number one thing i'd rather do than watch election returns,
#10. play a vinyl l.p. of bloodrock's "D.O.A." backwards at top volume while tripping on monkey tranqs hanging upside down on a meat hook in the rain till sunrise on november 5th when the whole mess is over.
I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP, IT'S A REAL DUh POST.