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Candidate: My Opponent (Allegedly) Eats Babies
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Posted on 11/05/2002 7:36:53 AM PST by Sir Gawain
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To: LibertyGirl77
Oh yeah, and undead vampires don't exist either. What????????? Are you joking?????? You mean my bedroom smells permanently of garlic for nothing????? Fangs a lot!
To: A2J
Moderator, please pull this thread.
So... you find nothing funny about this thread, and therefore you believe that nobody should be able to read it? Gee.. maybe you could just read another thread?
To: Chad Fairbanks
**has your 12-year old read Captains Courageous yet? **
Thank you for asking. Captains Courageous is planned for spring when we begin our study of the Explorers. We have seen the movie...but as always, movies do no justice compared to the written word. :o)
To: Sir Gawain
LOL I saw that after I posted--you beat me by a mile.
To: Sir Gawain
Call Keith Jameson at 555-2112 and ask him why he won't sign the pledge. Keith Jameson: Rush fan.
To: Sir Gawain
Keith Jameson: trusted leader in our community.
Mike Hardwick: undead predator.
This Tuesday, vote for the right candidate, the one with a pulse.
Paging Buffy Summers! Paging Buffy Summers!
To: A2J
Oh fer pete's sake! You probably want our guns, too!
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To: A2J
With the way things are going, don't be surprised to see the commercialization of baby parts on your menus soon.If they're from already-dead, non-aborted babies for transplant to live, birth-defected babies, why not?
To: jim35
Nobody mentioned the babies being dead. Eeeewwwwwwwwwwwww!!!
To: A2J
Should I not have the right to vote as well?You have every right to vote; just as I have every right to politely suggest that you please lighten up...
To: LibertyGirl77; homeschool mama; A2J
Give it up, LibertyGirl. No fun must be had on this forum; there are standards, you know.
To: philman_36
Mmmmmm...Bubble Gum Babies!Do they have those refreshing liquid centers?
To: A2J
I'm sorry but I am violently opposed to abortion and even I found this a hilarious piece of satire.
To: homeschool mama
Let Keith Jameson run all the negative ads he wants. Mike Hardwick and the people of Michigan are interested in the facts.
FACT: Keith Jameson refused to sign anti-baby-eating legislation.
FACT: Keith Jameson has been known to sing the Chili's baby back ribs jingle.
FACT: Keith Jameson refuses to deny or even acknowledge charges that he has pushed elderly women down flights of stairs in his hunger for infant flesh.
[Cut to footage of Hardwick shaking hands with old people and signing documents] On the other hand, Mike Hardwick has signed a "no baby eating" pledge.
Keith Jameson: bad for families, eats babies.
Mike Hardwick: good for Michigan, doesn't eat babies.
Call Keith Jameson at 555-2112 and ask him why he won't sign the pledge.
Paid for by Friends of Mike Hardwick, Mike Hardwick treasurer.
C'mon, this is FUNNY! I'm suprised that I didn't Phil Bredesen didn't run this add against Lamar!
To: Fred Mertz
Terry McAwful was one over heard saying to a freeper: "Do not meddle in the affairs of Democrats, for your babies are crunchy and taste good with ketchup!"
To: Constantine XIII
You want fries wid dat?
To: Admin Moderator
Thank you re: 128
To: Sir Gawain
actually, the article is absolutely hilarious.
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posted on
11/06/2002 9:42:15 PM PST
by
johnboy
To: Grut
I like veal.
140
posted on
11/06/2002 10:06:06 PM PST
by
MistrX
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