[rockfish59]

I'm no rapper, but....

Flyin' my remote
Al Qaida we did smote
A cool mofo named Dan
Who's a Bad Ass demo-lition man
He vapo-rized dey asses
He turnt da punks to ashes
(scratcha scratcha)

Take that, Snoop!

[Poohbah]

6 Islamists hidin' out in a room
Plannin' to make the US ambassador go BOOM!
Enn-Ess-Ayy Carnivore be hearin' them five by five
As they get in their car for a one last drive
Predator up in the air flyin'
Hellfire missile shoot, Islamists be dyin'
Ain't no feelin' any greater
Than turnin' al-Qaeda boys into a crater
Yo! USA be slammin'
And we be jammin'
Yo, on jihad you best be takin' a pass
Or Uncle Sam's gonna pop a cap on yo' ass
'Cause we da baddest anyone ever did seen
When we start spendin' the long green
(scratcha scratcha scratcha)
Word!

[MinuteGal]

You two guys rock!

Poets Laureate!

Leni

[Chris_Noel_Knows_]

You are even better than a rapper; you are a wordsmith!