LOL, this is too funny. I've mentioned that we spent several years in the Northern Virginia suburbs of D.C. A few months after we moved there from Texas my husband was injured in a car accident (not seriously) in Maryland. When the ER called me and told me he was in a Maryland hospital, I came undone. In my mind going to another state was at least a day's drive.
ROFLMAO! I would have been the same way.