[BraveMan]

Don't believe a word of it, gentlemen. My children assure me I came down with yesterday's rain . . .

I was thinking, maybe FOX has a new hit TV show on their hands here; When Requieums Go Bad . . .

They could lead with the footage of the Ayatollah Khomeini falling out the casket during the funeral procession in Iran that fateful day, and work in the Wellstone Monster Truck Rally right after the commercial break.

[Landru]

"Don't believe a word of it, gentlemen."

See?
The wheels came off right there.
We all know what we are.
So?
What's wrong with your eyes?
Can't recognize rabble when ya see it, huh?

"My children assure me I came down with yesterday's rain..."

*Your* children.
The old apples never fall far from the tree, eh?

"...the Ayatollah Khomeini falling out the casket during the funeral procession in Iran..."

~sigh~
A more *splendid* example of gravity would be hard to find.

...old bag went, >doink< outa there! :o)

[Mudboy Slim]

"The Wellstone Monster Truck Rally"

BWAHAHAHAHAHA...I love it!!

FReegards...MUD