Was I the only one to Freep Clinton in Hawaii today?

personal report | 10/30/02 | Jobim

[jobim]

Any other Freepers in Hawaii have the opportunity to Freep the scoundrel today on his 4 island tour?

Here in Hilo it was the last leg(OK-pun accepted) of Clinton's Ejaculation in Paradise Tour. I made 2 signs and headed down to the Hilo Civic at 7:45pm and ran into an angel whose hunches on when and where Bubba would enter the arena were precise.

The police rolled up at the exact moment to block the streets, and were most cordial to me. I stood alone at the well-lighted intersection, holding my sign nice and high, as the motorcade slowed to make the turn. The 3 cars travelling together all got clear looks at me, although I can't say for sure that I saw Bubba, but am confident my message got across.

He spoke for 15 minutes to the appreciative Marcos Followers (my wife's label for DemocRats), during which time I said the Glorious Mysteries of the rosary. Prayers for his soul and for our country, with that all-too-familiar voice resounding, was a somehow uplifting juxtaposition.

Then a mad scramble by the Marcos mob to exit when their hero had ejaculated into their ears, so I held up my sign for them, and was greeted warmly by middle fingers, and F yous, and "Clinton kicks ass" and other residuals of morality and patriotism. Unfortunately, I miscalculated his escape, so my meeting with the Great Seducer was a One Sight Stand. But worth it.

I recommend taking the time to Freep Bubba if you get the chance. I mean the rest of your lives. There is something tangible in seeing the motorcade, and stepping forward and having that one opportunity to tell him what he has done to our land. Just to let him know that even here, in the middle of the Pacific, on an outer island in a dinky little town, there are those who KNOW who he is and what he did.

[Doctor Raoul]

Here's a story about one person FReeps. "cattracks" protested Hillary all by herself once. Hillary blew off the press who waited all day. So they put her on the evening news instead of Hillary.