I should have remembered that ... do you still have boyfriends then?
Careful ... think this one through ... it is akin to the old "Have you stopped beatihng your wife yet?" question.
Well, the security cams did catch this snap of the perpetrators ..."
Well, that only leads to the next question. What were they doing in your house then?
Gentlemen, I think we may have a security risk in our midst.
Hey, there. I have a wife who will probably take an unhealthy interest in this sort of thing - unhealthy for my marriage, that is.
And I haven't had a boyfriend since you stopped coming around, silly ;)
Gentlemen, I think we may have a security risk in our midst.
Hey, don't look at me - you're the one handing the secrets over to a person who looks like Brett Favre in a cocktail dress. Sheesh...