Hey, there. I have a wife who will probably take an unhealthy interest in this sort of thing - unhealthy for my marriage, that is.
And I haven't had a boyfriend since you stopped coming around, silly ;)
Gentlemen, I think we may have a security risk in our midst.
Hey, don't look at me - you're the one handing the secrets over to a person who looks like Brett Favre in a cocktail dress. Sheesh...
Gee, and you promised that you'd never tell !!!