[PJ-Comix]

Here is a list of people I would like to "touch" with this gizmo:

1. Petra Verkaik (obviously)

2. Wonder Woman (mmmmm....)

3. Mary Landrieu (Don't agree with her but she's the Senator I would most like to "touch" via the gizmo.)

4. Beth Ostroski (Just to make Howard Stern jealous.)

5. Salma Hayek (She's going to portray that weird Mexican commie-lib one-eyebrowed artist chick on the big screen but I forgive her.)

6. Sophia Loren (Any way to make the settings of this device so that the chix will feel as they appeared 40 years ago?)

7. Anita Ekberg (See above.)

8. Ursula Andress (As she appeared in "Dr. No")

9. Jennifer Connelly (But only in her pre-anorexiac personna.)

10. All of the Playboy Playmates up to but NOT including the Implant Era.

[Nachum]

But how do you know who you would be "touching"? It could be a man, a grandmother, or a computer program.

Sounds like a good way for somebody to make money. That's about all for now.

[DakotaGator]

Here is a list of people I would like to "touch" with this gizmo:...

HAHAHAHA...now here's a man who knows what he wants!

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

6. Sophia Loren (Any way to make the settings of this device so that the chix will feel as they appeared 40 years ago?)

Does it matter?