[Nachum]

But how do you know who you would be "touching"? It could be a man, a grandmother, or a computer program.

Sounds like a good way for somebody to make money. That's about all for now.

[PJ-Comix]

But how do you know who you would be "touching"? It could be a man, a grandmother, or a computer program.

If you can tell whether you are "touching" a man or a woman from the get-go, then you have problems.

[PJ-Comix]

Oops! Substitue "can't" for "can" in first sentence. Actually I wouldn't mind touching a few "cans."