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To: E. Pluribus Unum
No, a lancet on the trigger extracts a DNA sample by pricking the trigger finger; a tiny lab built into the grip or stock does an instant analysis. Also a LCD camera at the end of the barrel points back to the shooter's face. All this is combined with the GPS data and flashed to an overhead satellite.
23 posted on 10/25/2002 6:06:08 PM PDT by Procyon
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To: Procyon
No, a lancet on the trigger extracts a DNA sample by pricking the trigger finger; a tiny lab built into the grip or stock does an instant analysis. Also a LCD camera at the end of the barrel points back to the shooter's face. All this is combined with the GPS data and flashed to an overhead satellite.

Sounds like a great idea!  As long as...

the correct satellite is in the correct position,

the batteries are in good shape (we all KNOW that a law abiding firearm owner will keep fresh batteries in),

the LCD camera is not blocked with a piece of tape,

the law abiding firearm owner does not put animal blood over the trigger,

the testing materials are all fresh and restocked into the mechanism by the law abiding firearm owner,

and the GPS antenna cable has not been cut...

THIS WILL WORK PERFECTLY!

27 posted on 10/25/2002 8:37:52 PM PDT by TLI
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To: Procyon
"a lancet on the trigger extracts a DNA sample by pricking the trigger finger"

Have you seen the movie Gattaca?


28 posted on 10/26/2002 6:15:24 AM PDT by robertpaulsen
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To: Procyon
No, a lancet on the trigger extracts a DNA sample by pricking the trigger finger; a tiny lab built into the grip or stock does an instant analysis. Also a LCD camera at the end of the barrel points back to the shooter's face. All this is combined with the GPS data and flashed to an overhead satellite.

The more ludricous the idea, the more likely it is to become law. I think yours has a very good chance.

30 posted on 10/29/2002 5:26:05 AM PST by E. Pluribus Unum
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