[governsleastgovernsbest]

Santaria Slayer? Voodoo Vampire?

[anniegetyourgun]

Perhaps Malvo is Catholic since he and his muslim friend apparently called a priest at one point. Of course, I'm not sure why such a devout muslim like Muhammed would call an infidel like a priest, unless he's not really that serious. Besides, why would God (blasphemy on the part of any muslim) need a priest?