[lds23]

THE U-HAUL CARRYING THE STUMP AS IT'S DRIVEN THRU THE STREETS OF TACOMA

I thought you people were kidding, and I just switched channels from the game over to the news.

It's too sad to be funny!

[timpad]

Wood that I were kidding!

(Note to self: STOP IT!)

[lelio]

I'm sure it'll be the talk of the UHaul store tomorrow morning.
Feds bust into the UHaul store
"Got any trucks!?"
"How many bedrooms are you moving?"
"I need to move two tree stumps!"
"Cedar or Birch?"
"Dunno"
"Infected with Apple Maggot or Asian Beetles?"
"Nope. Maybe bullets though"
"Ah, okay you want the 16' one. I have one here. Sorry only the 18' is in. Its $150 more"
"Dammit! Well okay"
"Want insurance with that?"

[Wild Irish Rogue]

Now they are looking for a Caprice-per CNN.I thought they said a maroon 1990, but may be mistaken. And John Podesta, late of the Clinton Administration-says it's time for US to declassify UFO information (I am not making this up-scroll up thru latest FR postings via CNN).