[lelio]

I'm sure it'll be the talk of the UHaul store tomorrow morning.
Feds bust into the UHaul store
"Got any trucks!?"
"How many bedrooms are you moving?"
"I need to move two tree stumps!"
"Cedar or Birch?"
"Dunno"
"Infected with Apple Maggot or Asian Beetles?"
"Nope. Maybe bullets though"
"Ah, okay you want the 16' one. I have one here. Sorry only the 18' is in. Its $150 more"
"Dammit! Well okay"
"Want insurance with that?"

[Professional]

he he he!