[river rat]

"In short, I think a Democrat wrote this.

That is certainly more plausible that Osama bin Laden writing it...

Osama bin Laden doesn't have enough air in his body to fart, much less speak or dictate this screed.
Semper Fi

[walkingdead]

"Osama bin Laden doesn't have enough air in his body to fart, much less speak"

Actually OBL is probably so bloated, and set with rigormortis that he probably looks alot like Rosie O'Donnel. (sp?)

Maybe they jumped on his dead, bloated belly, and this whole schpeel came out. One for the road so to speak....