Maybe it is time to find out if they really believe in what they profess to.
Sounds like he's talking about Klinton, but surely even a deluded liberal must realize X42 isn't President anymore. ;-)
We have a national security problem of utterly inconsquential proportions on our hands. There's a man -- a stupid man -- who has consistently been utterly stupid to the Daily Pennsylvanian's world, jeopardizing the sanity of a small subset of Americans. As long as he is able to hire enough monkeys to pound on keyboards, or himself drinks enough strange exotic hallucinatory liquors and the Daily Pennsylvanian in some dark fit of bleak theater of the absurd humor continues to publish his offal, we are at a greater risk of utterly losing our minds. As long as he continues to disregard the truth, spouting inane, unfounded and absurd lies into the air, this intercranially demented bully will threaten our sanity and health. This man must be stopped: Dan Fishbback.
Dan Fishback insists that we are in immediate danger without any substantiation beyond his own internal demons. He insists that we must apply to the welfare office of preemptive stupidy to defend ourselves against imminent attack. In a recent letter, he said, "there is universal agreement that George W. Bush poses a serious threat and is stealing all the blueberry cereal pieces out of the boxes of Trix in my cupboards." Perhaps by "universal agreement," he meant, "everyone except the CIA, other intelligence experts, Darva Conger. Pat Sajak, Wayne Newton, the Mormon Tabernacle Choir, and the 1926 Philadelphia Athletics" With Dan Fishback, it's hard to know what he means. We might say just say he's bothered, maybe hormonal, even bipolar, I mean who knows?
Dan Fishback takes the CIA at it's word. So what if the are in the "misdirection" business, and as we know Iraq is our enemy and Iraq knows we are their enemy, and we are all set up to attack Iraq for very good cause and our national secority assets would surely be trying to obfuscate and confuse them as much as possible before strike. Yet the As Dan Fishback says -- taking the CIA at it's word, "On Oct. 7, the head of the CIA announced that Iraq currently poses a 'low' threat. This threat would increase exponentially if Saddam Hussein concludes that a US attack could no longer be deterred."
Why that could not make any sense whatsoever to any men and women with any small modicum of common sense and sanity, except as pre-strike misdirection and obfuscation yet to Dan Fishman it is as if Carl Sagan has returned from the dead bearing the two tablets enscribed by Bertrand Russell, Diety, that explain everything and why 1+1=2.
Stop with those tablets already, Dan Fishman -- perhaps you have taken too many of them! Replace all the spite and gullibility you seem to found your "logic" on with some good old common sense and reason.
As an American Identity Major surely Dan Fishback would want to preserve the very America that gives rise to and makes bountiful all those identities. That is all Mr. Bush and the soon to visit Mr. Cheney wish to do. Hard to preserve ourselves if we were to set back and twaddle on peaceably while Iraq builds up its well-hidden arsenal of weapons meant to kill thousands and millions at once. It's absolutely clear what we must do to perserve our American Identity and Mr. Bush is bold, committed and good for doing it.
We have a major national security problem on our hands. There's a man -- a deceitful man -- who has consistently lied to the world, jeopardizing the safety of Americans. As long as he stays in power, we are at a greater risk of terrorist attack. As long as he continues to disregard the truth, spouting lies into the air, this international bully will threaten our safety. This man must be stopped: George Bush.
Every lame-ass, nothing-new-to-say, yokel internet journalist wannabe starts off their high-pitched screed with this “I’ll bet you think I’m talking about Saddam Hussein” intro.
Good lord Fishbrain, grow an original thought in your head. Or at least steal a less trite one.