[GirlShortstop]

You are looking impotent.

Well stated post. Personally, I haven't come to any conclusion on the competency in this investigation. The line above made me laugh because it's a part of a malaprop joke where the old guy gets news of being impotent and he then dresses up like he's really something... "If I'm impotent, I'm gonna dress Impotent!"   Maybe ya had to be there, but I got a chuckle out of it. Freeregards.

[yukong]

One of my favoite jokes, that and the one where his girlfriend went to the ball game to see him play and the pitcher walked him and someone said he was taking first base because he had 4 balls, and she started yelling, "don't walk, strut proudly".

[slimer]

LOL - A man, who is getting ready to go to the doctor's office to have a vasectomy, is putting on a tuxedo. His wife wakes up, sees him and says, "what are you doing getting all dressed up for a vasectomy?" The man replies, "I decided if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent."