[slimer]

LOL - A man, who is getting ready to go to the doctor's office to have a vasectomy, is putting on a tuxedo. His wife wakes up, sees him and says, "what are you doing getting all dressed up for a vasectomy?" The man replies, "I decided if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent."

[GirlShortstop]

LOL - A man, who is getting ready to go to the doctor's office...