Dick Morris Predicts Demmycrats Will Win Both Houses

Fox News | October 21, 2002 | PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

I just saw Dick Morris on Hannity & Colmes predict that as of right now it looks like the Demmycrats will win both Houses of Congress. In a way this sure gives vindication to my nightmare. In another thread I predicted that if Douglas Forrester loses NJ then the Demmycrats will retain control of the Senate. However, if Forrester wins in NJ then the Republicans will pick up 3 seats in the Senate. Don't ask me how I know but I know. This is all part of my NIGHTLY nightmare which involves me SCREAMING at Douglas Forrester to pick up the phone and call Howard Stern to gain his endorsement. In my nightmare, Forrester is always about to make that all-important phone call but then backs out as I wake up screaming (as I do every morning): "DOUG---CALL HOWARD!!!"

[philman_36]

You're quacking me up!

[Seti 1]

Maybe Dick Morris has inside info on the amount of voter fraud that is out there

He has lots of contacts with prostitutes.

[Francohio]

Not even Dick (The Sleaze) Morris could imagine the depth and sophistication of vote fraud tactics as practiced by the party which has become his religion.

That's what democrap party is: A religion for drop-out Jews, drop-out Catholics, believers in abortion, and Jesse Jackson-type drop-ins who are looking for a fashionable spiritual home.

The democraps will lead us to our death as a nation by making us fear that they will perceive us as unfashionable. So far, it has worked like a charm on the RNC.

[GWfan]

I think that you have totally misconstrued what I wrote. I never imagined that you thought Dick Morris was a good pollster. I was mostly writing rhetorically because I never want anyone who reads this forum to forget what the self-serving toe-sucker is all about.

I meant no offense to you personally and I did not read the thread past my post until now. I will remember next time to not address a post to you, the reason I did was because I thought you already understood that Morris was very self-serving. You made reference to this by writing about the 'new' Dick Morris who changed to Catholicism to appear more respectable and therefore more employable. Again, I meant no offense and was not attacking you.

[Cacique]

We will win only when we fight to the last man and the last bullet.

Observation has shown me however, that most republicans and conservatives are unwilling to go out there and get their fingers dirty by doing the work. Everyone expects the next guy to do the work. The problem is that the next guy is YOU.

[Rodm]

Hey Dick, Go suck some toes!

[The Wizard]

dicky is in for the schock of his life

[PBRSTREETGANG]

Doug---CALL HOWARD!!!

Nope. In a last minute blunder, Forrester will mistakenly call Jackie Martling. (Remember to use your finger and dial 922-WINE.)

[The Wizard]

Forrester will win in New Jersey...the people aren't as crooked as the democrats think

And the switcheroo they tried to pull will hurt them other places as well

[Freemyland]

I must have missed this when it was first published. That is one of the dumbest articles I have ever read.

[Freemyland]

"Predictably, Democrats will be outraged by a Bush Electoral College win and Republicans will hail it as the accepted system."

Actually, after 9-11, many Democrats were grateful for the Bush Electoral College win.

[navigator]

Pass it around to your friends. Get the word out. I only wish our friends at Fox News would mention it every time Morris is on the air.

[efnwriter]

Who is Howard Stern?

[efnwriter]

That is bull - Forrester, like all conservatives, needs to say - with conviction - what he stands for: A strong military, homeland defense, lower taxes, less government involvement in private lives - and stick to it. I don't want nice guys with a sense of humor as leaders.

As "entertaining" as Howard Stern may be, he has no "gravitas" when dealing with reality. He is a clown who focuses on moral degradation.

[finnman69]

Zogby was on Kudlow & Cramer last night and predicted the GOP nets 1 seat in the Senate and holds the house.

[BSunday]

Why the ##$@! would anyone want Howard Sterns endorsement? Gross!

[lepton]

The 2002 Presidential election?

[IronJack]

Forrester will win in New Jersey...

Wishful thinking.

[PJ-Comix]

Why the ##$@! would anyone want Howard Sterns endorsement? Gross!

Ummm....So he can win?

[PJ-Comix]

I don't want nice guys with a sense of humor as leaders.

So what did you have against Ronald Reagan?

As "entertaining" as Howard Stern may be, he has no "gravitas" when dealing with reality. He is a clown who focuses on moral degradation.

True. True. True. But he does TURN OUT the vote. Or do you favor means testing the votes so that only voters who pass your moal purity tests can vote for Forrester? As for me, wherever Forrester can dig up the votes to beat The Louse if fine with me as long as it's legal which this definitely is.